About Me
Tom May. He's a she! What?! He's half man, half woman! What?! Freeze! Or you're gonna get it! In the balls! She's got 'em? She's got everything. All right. Listen to me. I'm not... who you think I am.
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Hell! It's a family motto! Show......me ...the......blog... ! Say it with me! Show you the blog. Not show YOU the blog, show ME the blog. Show me the blog! I love this blog man! I love blog people.
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He wants to call somebody! Oh my God, he's talking now! And they'll come? Come? Website Visitor Phone Home!
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